Christmas DAy!!

This year Christmas was so bored.
The mood of Chinese New Year was take over the mood of it.
Shopping Mall did not play any Christmas songs. 
On the stage was presenting Chinese New Year song.
Where is the Christmas mood??


This year Christmas Eve i celebrated at church.
Since my friends FFK to me.
I had became a good kid in this year.
Still in my smelly sock there did not have any present.
I was  not in Santa good kid list. ToT

On Christmas day, i went to shop with my parent.
Is MEGA SALE!! The perfect time to shop.
Still i can't get any thing for myself.
On the night time i went for a party.


Steam Bot party~
Fish ball!! Yummy~
First I drink.
Next i drank.
Finally i drunk.


Sarawak rice wine was so nice.
I love it a lot. 
I called it as orange juice because the colour was same.
Beside that i drink abit of red wine.
That called Rebina. 


So my Christmas day was past just like that.
Still i felt happy and enjoy.
And sad coz i did not get any present.

Bored Again!!

(Non-stop repeating this song for whole day)

Arhh~
No plan ald!!
I'm rusting!!
So bored~

Bored Day!!

Last Sunday & Monday, i stayed at my ex neighbor/ nanny house.
The time during there past so fast.
I had fun at there.

When i came back home on Monday night.
My mom told me to go for swimming for the next day.

WTFish~

That day was rain the whole day.
The whether was freaking cold.

In the end, I went to swimming for today.
Due to some reason i got to swimming in outdoor.
There are plenty of people.
I can't swim at all.
So i just standing at the corner and shivering. ~.~
Time by time past by, ppl are get more too.

After back from swim, i sat in front my com.
Loaded my movie and went to bath.
While eating i'm watch movie.
The whole noon and evening i was lying on my bed and doing ntg.

After dinner, i planed to go 'Mamak' for 'Roti Canai'.
Roti Canai for supper is the most perfect mood.
But the plan does not go through.
I drove to Carrefour since my mom said NO!! ROTI CANIA!
I bought some junk food.

Suddenly i got the mood to bake.
I went to buy the recipe box.
=.= so expansive!! RM 9 a box.
I give up the box and planed my own recipe.
BUTTER CAKE!!
Recipe is..... SECRET!!

So i started to baked on 10 p.m
I used 2 hour to done my cake.
And i proved that i knw to bake!!
In 2 year i was not breaking eggs at bakery shop!!
I learned a lot stuff OK~

Life after SPM!!

Today was kinda an unexpected day.
And I could totally felt the freedom after SPM.
One word to say AWESOME!!

The story begging in this morning.
I woke up on 8.(A bit early than normal)
Time to prepare for swimming.
Because I wanna look fit and taller i have to give up my sweet dream.
Besides, i could escape from house work.( Shh~ Dnt tell my mom)
My stamina was getting better. I'm not that old ald.

On the noon, about 1 something.
I felt hungry and cook my meal.
When I was half way eating my lunch.
RING~RING~
Hey Where are You??
Wanna go eat Bah Kuei Teh??
That my step brother, Daniel.
Are you kidding me.
Why every time when i'm eating you will call me out.
And the topic will be eat.
Pls call me more early.

Since nothing to do.
I followed them.
Second round of lunch.(i'm getting fat)
After that we planed to go home.

Suddenly we saw the advertisement about 'TRON"(new movie).
So we went to summit and watch~
B4 that i called to my mom.
She the biggest boss of mine.
Surprisely she said no problem.
That really shocked me.
Still that movie was better than Narnia.
That Chick was so pretty.(OliviaWilde)
So about 11pm i reached my house.

Weird Things

When SPM was just past.
Students will started to talk about another new things.
And that was the plan after SPM.
What you gonna do after SPM??
Work?? What Course you wanna take??

Most of my friends love to ask me about jobs.
Hey you found jobs for yourself ald?

WTheck!!

SPM was just past by!!
Why students love to do somethings that suffering their lives.

They thought work are so fun~
Can earn money and buy I-phone, X-box or spent on GF/BF.
That actually was not the true.
Work are not fun at all.

For example, promoter.
They have to stand a spot for 8 hour. Time wasted just like that.
Cashier.
Sit the same spot and scanning price.
Tik~Tik~Tik~ They really have no lives.

Having Jobs like a trendy for them to go after.
In their mind money is important.( Actually it really important)
They do not knw that working have to sacrifice a lot of things.
Like holiday. Time with friend.

Actually I 'was' a workaholic.
In last 2 year i was working in a local bakery shop for part time.
At the begging it really freaking fun.
I learned a lot news stuff.
So i addicted with work that time.

At that time, i'm blank about working.
The only things that i know are: you work you get money.
I became a money face guy. $.$
Because of work I missed a lot time in my plans.
Can't join my friends to party, count down, shopping and movie.
In half of year, i had finish learned all the type of cake.
I started to feel bored with the job.
No thing special that could attract me to stay.
Besides, low salary is also one of the reason.
So after 1 1/2 year i give up the job.

After i fired my boss, i continue to do another part time job.
That is roadshow job introduced by my sister.
That job is the most prefer job that i did b4.
It just like vacation. Visit around Semenanjung M'sia. COOL~ 

My advise, students after SPM should set them self free for a moment.
Dnt rush finding jobs relax.
This is because when collage start.
You will not get chances to rest!!
So take your time to rest.

(Actually I'm trying to brain wash myself. So that i could playing around)

最後に、これ以上のハイッグ学校生活

Oh Ya~ Ah Ha~
Rock babe!!
Wow no more SPM stress.
Those mother father chicken backside paper was end.
No more high school life.
No more wearing the EXTRA big uniform anymore.
Buawahaha~

Still today the freaking EST paper made my brain crack.
This is because EST = English superb Tokong(Pro).
English is hard for me.
I hate language a lot.
Hope i could get A or B of it~ ToT

After exam, i planed to sleep the whole day.
The plan does not go through as i think.
When I was eating chicken rice for my lunch.
Suddenly, RING~ RING~
Halo, wanna go 'yamcha'.
That is my ex neighbor, Bernard.
He was my nanny son.
Sleep for money is his princip of life.
(Dnt mistaken he not a whore or gigolo. He just love to sleep.)
So, I followed him to section 2 for Sup Tulang.
Still I'm anti-beef so I ordered chicken sup.( Chicken again)

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*
That the conversation that we have.
Is top secret.
Next I went to his house.
About one year i din go to their house.
I played I-pad at there.
Watch some video.(UFC, Peter Chow, Top Gear)
And have dinner at his house.
About 10:30 he sent me home.
B4 that we went to yamcha again with is brother consider as my step brother too.
We crap about half hour.
I will meet them this sunday again.
Muahaha~

The mood of freedom are starting.
I could fly with my wings.
The air are so fresh.
HAr~

I'm Old!!

WTFish~ 
I'm getting old.
Muscle cramp!!
Bone pain!!
Neck Too!! 
T.T =.=" T.T 
How can this appear at me!!
ARHH!!



The story begging at this morning~
When i was dreaming a very pretty, sexy, hot girl. 
WOI!! Wake Up! Someone shout at me.
That must be my mom.
Oh No~ Not again. I wanna sleep.
I dn't wanna do house work~
Yawm~
                                        
Ter The The Terrrr~
What the heck. My mom showed me an underwear. = ='''
Opps is a swimming pant.( Still asleep)
WTFish. That swimming pant was lost about 5 to 6 year.
Hole, dust, and spider web are around it.( Har Chui)
                                       
So without choice, i have to wake up and went for swimming.
About 6 year i din swimming and i din do any exercise for a year~
Eat, play, sleep and shit non stop for a year.
                                        
About 9 a.m i reached the nearest swimming pool from my house.
Shit so many people there. How to swimming.
Children nowadays really sporting.
Without choice i have to paid RM 3 for indoor pool.
It was 10 feet deep.( Hope i won't drown to death)
When i enter the indoor pool.
So many Selangor swimming players.
They really like robot.
They could swim non stop for 30 laps.( WOW )

So i wet up my body and jumped in to the pool.
First, i started to float myself.
End up i only knw to sink myself.(Ish)
Next i started to swim with free style.
I could only swim for half lap.
My heart stop pumping.
Where did my stamina went.
Arrh~ I'm so old.
In two hour time i could only swim for 6 laps.

But start from free style then change to frog style and end with dog style.
Haizz~

And now my bone are pain, muscle are cramp.
I could not move my body.
T.T SoB** SoB** T.T                                    
                                        
                                         

Broom~ Broom~

Once upon a time,
there a young, sexy, hot, smart, handsome.....KId~
He born with plenty of talent.
That is me~
MuaHAhah!!
(Kinda Weird Begging)

Few week ago,
when i got my P license.
That was really happy.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I got license b4 my OLDER sister~

The first passenger that i brought is my father~
That day his mood was so good.
He brought me for training around the housing area.
End up, i brought him to KTM = (KUDA, TOTO, Magnum)
The nearest KTM was at Klang.
There was full of cars.
Jam, Traffic light spoil, accident.
So unlucky~

The second time i drove was to Subang.
The passenger was my father too~
I sent him to work.
There was so many cars.
All the car park pack to each other.
3 line became 1 line.
Still it was so adventure and fun.
No ppl dare to come near me.
The P sticker was to bright and shap.

As a conclusion,
i fetched one ppl oni till today.
Driving is fun and tired.
Like Phua Chu Kang said,
Dnt Ply Ply!! Be careful!!

Old News PAper!! Paper Lama!!

Opps 9 Subject was passed just like that~ (PuK)
One more EST paper to go~
Ya Hu~

Due to the busyness of SPM. (Cheh Look like very busy man)

Books, paper,junk food,and clothes 

are all around my room.
About 2 week that i din tidy up my room.(Actually i din tidy my room b4)
It really look mess now.
Ants, bugs and cockroaches
are getting many in my room.

So after Bio exam end.
I started to clean up my room.
Chemistry throw!!
Physic donate~
Biology plant under the ground.
Sejarah burn!!
The rest recycle.
About a ton of book was kick out from my room.

Now my room look very empty.
It is the first time that i could feel no book is around me.
It is so relaxing and fun.
Throwing book is so fun.
I was destressed when throwing all the book.
MuaHHahaha~

Since EST could not do any revision.
Holiday is started for me.
Hehehe~
The first plan is Movie.
Narnia!!! Come to PApa!!

I Believe I CAn Fly!!

Day by day,
2 week was passed.
7 paper was end.
3 more paper to go.
My SEMANGAT of SPM is getting low.

In my mind,
there are full of plans that i wanted to do.
MOVies, Games, Swimming, Shopping 
and my favourite  Eat!! (looking for hot chick)

Few more week,
my life will be set free.
I could fly like a bird (eagle not sparrow)!!
Yam Cha will be any time and where.
Lucky i passed my driving test~

Till happy story pass by very fast.
It will just stay for a moment.
The life is getting tougher.
No more pocket money.
Have to earn money by myself.
Can't drink milk any more.(Exp Anlean)


I must work hard now!!
3 more paper to score A.
Read!! And Read!!
For the future!!

SPM FeVeR

Today is the most important day of my life.
25/11/10 will be the HISTORY in my life.
This is because,
from now on,
I will not gonna read or memorize SEJARAH.
NaBi will not in my brain any more.
I sent him back to Makkah after the exam past.

'Wahai Phalawan-Phalawan Melayu',
Keberanian anda semua akan diingati oleh SAYA punya guru.
Kesah pergorbanan anda telah Menyesak KeHidupanku.
Oleh itu, Pergilah main jauh-jauh.

Besides, BM & BI that always hated by me.
Tata~ Bye~ C you~
No more 'The Pearl' & 'Bukit Kepong'!!

Still,
The first week has pasted.
3 Subject was pasted.
7 more to go.
I can do it!!
Go Go Go!!

The last day of school

Omg!!

One year was passed just like that.

Today was the last day of school.

I paid my last respect to all of the s2piuk things that needed to do.   

No more assembly on Monday.

No gonna Sing Those 'PoP' song.

No need to look after my discipline.

Especially my hair and nails.

I will wash all of those memorize. 

It will be an error in my dictionary.

Still today was so bored.

Sitting around the hall and did nothing.

Lives are so easy to spend.

Chit chat here and there.

Sleeping around.

And passed a day.

However, i been taught a lot of stuff in school.
Besides than knowledge, i learned to sleep on the table.
How to skip school.
Copy friends answer in a speed of light.
And also learned to shit on a small toilet.(stomach pain every day)

Now i still left 7 days to spm.

10 Subject to revision in 7 days.

It might be a problem.

But as I said :

Not thing is impossible and impossible is nothing. 

Go~GO~Go~

வணக்கம்! (vaṇakkam)

PUiK~BooM~

BooM!! BooM!! 

HAPpY  DEEpAVALi~

WOw~ 

30 min firework non-stop.(Just like the song of Katy Perry)

That miracle.

Indian are getting rich nowadays.

When it come to deepavali.

I could imagine:

Curry Chicken

Curry Mutton

Capati

Muruku

Come to me.

Muaxx~  

Omg!!

That is so attractive.

My saliva is dripping.

Is time for me to find a indian girl.

Target location~

Ahah. I saw one of it.

Muahaha.

Still CURRY is not my taste.

It make me think about my childhood time.

That GRR Pui CURRY MEE at school canteen. 

The first time that i tried curry.

It really gonna kill me to death.

I just like drinking curry powder with tape water.

And that made me felt CURRY is Suck~

However,

Happy Deepavali to all of my friends.

Have a nice day~

 
 

HaPpy HalloWeeN With A CaR

Time for trick or treat.
Where was my sweet??
I want sweets.
Today kinda fun.

That Red Ass Monkey solved the problem.
I went driving train today.
Muahaha~
My second time driving car.
I felt liked i'm getting Pro.
I will be one of the top racer in M'sia.
Defeat Alex Young and be the 1st.

Still my legs was shivering when i was driving on the road.
There was so many cars and lorries.
But with my intelligent brain i managed to drive liked a pro.

The embarrass things was:
My car was jerk in the middle of the round 'about'.
There was so many cars.
I almost killed one of a indian man with bic.
Besides, my car hit on divider.
The car almost turn around 360 degree.
It was so fun.
The teacher beside me was shock.
I made him to wear safety belt.

Halloween day was so funny today.
But i still can't get my SWEETS!!
PLs Giv Me Sweets~

Patient oOo

What a bad day today~
Siddhartha Gautama & Jesus Chris taught me to be patient.
But i can't.
That Chicken Backside Mother Father Fish ball and Sausage made me lost my temper!!
That was the people who taught me driving.

The story started on 6 of oct.
The malay 'JS' people sent me learn driving for the first day.
He smiled at me when he received my money.
After that, he promised me that second class will be on 9 &10 oct.
Day by day passed, i was so happy i gonna drive again.
In the morning of 9 oct, he messaged me and told me that his 'SAUDARA' passed away.
The class had cancel and delayed to 16 & 17 oct.

On 15 oct 0900, i sent a message to him.
He told me to wait and will gave the proper time table for the class.
I waited him until my grandfather teeth also grow back.
Called him about 30 time!!
And he reply me in the morning of 16 oct.
He said he will fetch me at 2p.m.
When the time was passed 2 p.m i called him again.
As usually he did not answer my phone again.
About 3p.m he called me and said class cancel again.
oOo him~

Then 17 oct, he used the same trick again but this time was longer.
Strawberry him~
If no class pls just say NO!!
Waste all my precious time.
Like Chinese ppl say '猪'

So, i called him again and fixed a date for driving.
And the result was same.
Class cancel coz he did not register my name due to his sickness.

And for today, he called me.
He told me that the car for driving spoiled.
And will be done repair on 9 something.
But he did not cancel my class oni delay a few hour.
And it made me so happy.
But that oni a while.
From 9 something until 12 something i was waiting his call.
At last he called me.
He told me that about 15 min the car will be OK.
So he said will pick me up at 1.45p.m
Thus i wait him from 12.00p.m until 5.00p.m.
Mother Father Him Cow Dog .
He did not call me at all.
And i also gave up for waiting him.
I will call him tomorrow.

Hence, i should learn from the malay.
They said SABAR ADALAH SEPARUH DARIPADA IMAN.
I will be more patient.
Omm~

~YA HU~

Since that day, i noticed that my mouse was lost when i came back from school.

I knew it!!
That must be my mom.
She must be kidnapped my mouse.
She hid my mouse is a secret  place.
I found the whole house include the toilet.
And i was failed~
No computer for a week again.(sigh)

And now i got back my mouse again.
Time to be evil.
GAMES COME TO PAPA~
LAI~LAI~

When i was playing game,
suddenly my mind send a mail to me~
SPM!!STUDY!!
29Days more~

WTFISH!!
My mood for gaming was lost.
I really shivering that time.
I knew time was limited but i did not got the mood for study.
Why this happen to me.
God pls help me~
Bless me pls~
Haleiluya!!
Amen.(WTH!! I'm a buddhist)

OKOK~
Time for me to start hold my pencil and books~
I should START STUDY NOW!!
Wish me Luck~

^Drive^

Clutch!! Check!!
Brake!! Check!!
Gear!! Check!!

I skipped my school today~
I went to car training.
It was so "tut" fun!!

That was my first time driving.
I felt so happy coz I skipped school and learned to drive.

My teacher was a malay guy~
His appearance was very funny.
He got a mole and some hair on his chin.
He taught me to drive in 3hr and i success to drive like a pro.

In the morning,
It was so relaxing with the cool weather.
It made my mood to be very nice.
I learned all the step in few min.

But come to noon time,
The violent sun that love to shot UV light came out.
My whole body was started to sweat.
Bcoz the car that is drove did not has 'air-cond'.
I was drove under the HoT sun.

After, finish trained I looked like an Indian fellow~
My legs were exhausted.
I'm was dizzy.
Hence,
I knew that driving a car in a long journey will made people tired is a fact.

10/10/10

What a special day of the year..
It happen only 100 year once.
But i had used up with some bored stuff.

I woke up on 9 am.
After brushed my teeth.
I started to play my games.
Suddenly the time passed very fast.
It was 12 pm.
My parent came back from jog.
That mean no more games~
HAizz..

So, I had no choice.
I watched a movie.
It was kinda bored but there were not thing else to do.

On the evening, my parent wanted to visit my sister.
So, I followed with them.
B4 we reached my sister 'dog house' we stopped at my aunt house.
As usually old people love to talk a lot.
I sat on the cushion for 2 hour doing ntg.

At last i reached her house.
My father and I went for a pool game.
We made a competition between us.
We losed the game hav to paid the fee.
On the first round i had won my father.(HAPPY)
The next round I lost.(Sad)
The last match I almost won but i failed. ToT
I had to pay RM9.
Sad case..(I will win back him next time)

Next, dinner time.
Then sat in the car for 1 hour waiting to go home.
And the last thing was update my blog.
Hence, this was bored!!

Yeah~

Yah Hoo~
Trails exam was end!!
Damn happy..
(opps no bad word)

Today i had finish my trials exam.
The last paper had made me dropped a lot of hair..
So hard!!

After finish trails, it look like i was released from the jail.
TV,COMPUTER,GAME!!
All in one!!
My life came back to normal.
Sitting in front of computer for 12hour non stop is cool!!
But the problem is my mom i shouting now!!

Time too sleep!!
OMG She here~
NiteZ~

DreaM

                                                 What That???
Omg!!
That is 'ER HU' Chines Violin!!
The most cool instrument in the world.

One day that will belong to me.
I will earn it by myself.
Muahah!!

I will prove to all of my friend that I'm good in music!!
ROCK THE WORLD!!
YEAH!!

Cockroach!!

(12.00 am)
Arrrhh!!
Cockroach!!
It was climbing on the wall..
I grabbed a news paper and hit on it.

Pak! Pak! Pak! 
It still alive.
What a strong cockroach.

Suddenly, the 'HERO' came.
Ten!! Ten!! Ten!!
My father was awake~
He walked toward me with his short sexy 'Boxer'.

Father:WTFish you doing!!(added by me)
Me: Arr~ Killing cockroach!!
Father: Where the cockroach.
Me: Hiding in the news paper. c:

POP!!
The Cockroach was running toward him.
With the speed of light,
he used his 'toes' and grabbed the cockroach.
He threw it away from the house..
The expression that I gave was =.=

Later on,
I continues my revision.
But after a few pages my eyes was closed up..
I felt asleep again.
As a result, I did not do well on my phy exam..

The Combination Of Unlucky And Lucky

'The Milk'!!
Because of You!
I can't pay attention on my BIO paper 3.
I rushed damn fast to done it~

At last..
I 'Tak Boleh Tahan'!!
I had 'Boom' Malaysia.

The whole time of exam my stomach was damn pain!!
Usually it happen all the day in school.
But today was different.
It hard to say~

Lucky thing was after finish that exam.
My mom fetched me back home.
I can continues 'Boom' Malaysia.
After finish those business i open my computer.
Time for game!!
And time for me to counties my dream~

Haizz~
Tomorrow I still have an exam!!

ShiVerinG

OMG!!
Why my hand is shivering?
Hmm..
Parkinsons..
Nah!!
Raining outside there??
Nop.

Oh yeah~
Tomorrow has exam for Biology paper 3.

What to scare about it??
Because...Because...
I did not study a single thing about it.
And now i'm terrified.

But still is time to have a nap.
ZZzzz~

WoW!!

At last~
I has a blog site.
It took me 2 day to create this blog.
All my hair dropped coz of this blog.

Why I created this blog???
Hmm.....
Maybe too bored sit in front of my pc and do ntg~
And now i has a new site to ply..
Buahaha...
Sadly I still dnt has any friend ply this site~
Haizz..